Joe Theisman

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.
I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.
by Skinsfan December 12, 2007
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Joe's Mum

Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.
Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."
by CMPTroll May 02, 2011
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stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth
The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.
by Paul June 21, 2004
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Hobo Joe

A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).
Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.
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G.I. Joe

my little brother always plays tea party with his G.I. Joes
by damnmexican November 23, 2011
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Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.
1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!
by Apocryphite October 19, 2008
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Joe mamma

U: did u see joe anywhere.
Friend: who is joe?
U: joe mamma!!
by Ur mom!!!!! October 16, 2019
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