chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010

chair

a place to sit yo butt

imma throw a chair at yo fat face

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Chair.

A piece of furniture often composed of wood, metal, hard plastic, and other sources of materials. It is used as a surface to sit on for comfort, usually paired with a pillow for style.

I am going to sit on this chair.

by overdescribed. September 26, 2023

Manou chair

Has a VERY small dick, and does the sexy Chewbacca all the time with his dad.

He’s a Manou Chair

by J’aime les fesses March 17, 2019

Chair in a cup

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world

Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"

by anonymous August 4, 2022

Restraint Chair

A chair with restraints used to restrain someone

Lane McCotter was serving as the director of the Utah State Prison system on the day that Valent was put in a restraint chair

by JGS Studios February 9, 2023

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011