Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

The Internationale

The Internationale is the Communist's, Anarchist's, and Socialist's theme song. It was originally written in French, but has been translated into upwards of 30 different languages including Russian, German, English, Hebrew, Chinese, and Japanese. It was the national anthem for the USSR from the 1920's until about 1944. The anthem was then changed to the Hymn Of The Soviet Union. The Internationale remains to this day one of the most widely recognized songs ever written. It is costumary that if you support what the song stands for (Fighting against tyrany and opression of your government, and making it so the working class prevails) you should take your right hand, and make a fist and hold the fist up in the air as a tribute to the inspirational song.

Man 1: I was watching an anti-communist video the other day, and I am so glad we live in a capitalist system!
Man 2:...
Man 1:What?
Man 2: You are a dumb retard who does not know what communism is like the other 97% of America, and you should not bash another political system. In fact, I hope that the next time you hear The Internationale, you explode.
Man 1:Yeah Lenin and Marx?
Man 2: Yes...Yeah lenin and marx...

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

interfinding

A term to use when searching for friends in a busy environment, i.e pub, club etc.

I interfound her in the toilet
I feel like I've been interfinding all night

by Macca May 13, 2005

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Internet Veteran

A person who's been using the Internet for a very long time.

"I remember when Yahoo! had a 'What's Cool' button. I'm an Internet Veteran."

"Oh, there's porn way worse than 2Girls1Cup, trust me -- I'm an Inernet Veteran."

by Eskie2k February 9, 2012

Intern

A system that reduces the minimum wage to a suggestion rather than a requirement by law.

Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.

by suslex December 18, 2012

Interqueerance

An accidental, close physical contact between two heterosexual members of the same sex.

The club was dark and loud. Steve-0 and T Leaf were pretty drunk too. They both leaned in to talk to each other and their lips met in an accidental interqueerance.

by oakT February 16, 2014