by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020
Get the painting the porch mug.The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024
Get the lead paint stare mug.The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied
“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”
by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022
Get the Czechoslovakian spray paint mug.giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024
Get the giant salamanders eat paint mug.face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.
person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*
person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..
person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..
by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022
Get the clown paint mug.by Mainemom February 4, 2020
Get the painted my squirrel mug.When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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