Smushed pickle

Extremely inebriated, mushed mouthed from achohol abuse causing one to be an aggressive shit kid. Lowered inhibitions..

Wow! Destiny was a smushed pickle last night..

by Jimmbosliggity May 19, 2019

pickle cave

A slang term for lady's sexual orga

I'm gonna put my pickle in her pickle cave

by PandaGod420 October 27, 2022

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009

The Pickle Tickler

The last man awake at a sleepover, touches all the other mens cocks, otherwise known as tickling the pickles, making him the pickle tickler.

Gabriel was the last one awake and was known as the pickle tickler when he molested his sleeping friends colin and Jason.

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

Dead as a pickle

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014