Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

hammer

Captain Morgan and Orange Juice

its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer

i'm just chillin with a hammer in my hand and a pretty lady on my lap

by sir charles robinson July 19, 2006

Hommey

The other way of saying the word "Homer", mostly in an annoying voice.

HOMMEY! HOMMEY! GET OUT OF BED HOMMEY! BREAKFAST IS READY!

-Marge Simpson

BUT MARGE!

-Homer (Hommey)

by wenisses February 4, 2018

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

Hommetes

Is the female version of 'homies'.You can call your female friends this.

Me:YOOO WADUP HOMMETES!!!??? Hommetes:nothin much

by Can't_corona_just_end_already April 21, 2020

hammer of case

It is the very incliaction of the framing clip. To perform a task on the case one must submit a report/ratio to the correct mast in time. Of course, what it surrounds comes around.

The hammer of case and monkey may is the very inclination of the framing clip.

by worldchobo June 5, 2003