Hood Minute

A situation that went badly in a quick manner.

"That shit went sideways in a hood minute"

by avalos768 August 17, 2016

hood salad

Slang for weed

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce

by IAMDgod November 30, 2016

Hood asf

Is slang for a wanna be idiot, a thug with no future, and or a slut that will sleep with anyone , deals and uses drugs.

Damn fool you hood asf with them food stamps and ho s.

by M5twntd May 9, 2019

Matt hood

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach

Dude matt hoods a faggot

by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019

Hood Lady

Woman who be in the hood talkin it up with other women and like to smoke the good weed in the hood

Dat girl Damoniqueque actin like a hood lady

by youngpapi27 September 15, 2019

hood rich

VP-10 Red Lancers AZ shop

The Lancers of VP-10 Logs and Records shop (AZ'S) are "hood rich" due to the fact they punch holes in SRC cards with pencils instead of using the normal method of a six hole puncher.

by the amoAMO AMOAOMAIODFJDIASFOI May 16, 2018

hood fantasy

The term to describe when a woman only wants to date black men that deal drugs, speak solely in slang, or exhibit any other black caricatures that are usually demonized by white media.

Friend 1: "Wait, how come Keisha turned down that nigga with the steady 9-5?"

Friend 2: "Gurl, she said he aint hustle enough, she still looking for a hood fantasy."

by tobadabs November 1, 2020