White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

by Shley May 29, 2019

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 12, 2018

hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying

“hairy onion”
“lmao”

by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022

Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

by Weenar March 10, 2013

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

Sticky hairy

When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.

"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016