Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018

grass grass

An alias for moon grass.

Hey man, you got any grass grass?

by massive_schlong February 20, 2017

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025

tall grass

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

Grass

Something Genshin Impact players don’t touch

Person 1: bro touch some grass
Genshin Impact player: how about you touch my ass

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 20, 2022