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goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.
"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.
by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004
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goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.
The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.
by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019
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GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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Slam goose

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long
by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025
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Ass sparrow goose

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose
by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025
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Overlord Goose

Mad lad that gets hella pussy but is really insecure and cant handle being alone
Friend: you are such an overlord goose
Me: oh :(
by Guwuse April 11, 2020
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