by gnostic3 June 23, 2020
by Lucky out August 10, 2016
The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.
Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.
Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
by Special Ed November 06, 2018
by StinkyPoke March 10, 2021
by mark docherty November 12, 2008