ass goblin 

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

ass goblin by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Loot goblin 

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

Loot goblin by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

Pizza Goblin 

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.

Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.

Pizza Goblin by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021

Oil goblin 

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

Oil goblin by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021

research goblin

A person who, as a job or fascination, does extensive research on a particular subject. Usually correcting any factual errors in what another person says.

He was a research goblin for the news channel.

research goblin by Only a Beta September 7, 2021

Shit goblin 

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

Shit goblin by Amongusly September 20, 2021

BH Goblin 

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it

Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin

BH Goblin by anonymous October 2, 2021