Chocolate Goblin

An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.

"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"

by jebudas666 October 16, 2009

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Goblin

A very unattractive female

"Bro, whatever you do, don't make out with that Goblin. That would be such an L."

by dmvwords May 22, 2018

goblin_child_3000

the best tiktoker that ever exists :0 <3

"have u heard of goblin_child_3000?" yes omg they're the best!!"

by sweetnihachu September 17, 2021

Goblin

A meaningful way to call someone ugly and make fun of them being emo.

"He's such a goblin"
"I think it's a she"

by Herykkinen April 28, 2022

goblin mode

Ethan

Only mfers named Ethan go goblin mode

by Linkden April 24, 2023

Goblin Girl

Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.

Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.

Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023