guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

guitar loser by iohannes November 9, 2025

guitar fucker

daron malakian

hes a guitar fucker hes always humping his guitars on stage. gay ass

guitar fucker by fishycomputer December 22, 2025

Guitarance

Something you tolerate, and yet your heart sings for it.

I have such a guitarance for trap-remix music!

Guitarance by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026

Guitar frotting

When two people are playing the guitar but they’re standing like really close to each other. Can include heads on shoulders. Can include bass guitar.

“ did you see when Trent Reznor and Robin finck were guitar frotting at the nine inch nails show?!”

Guitar frotting by Benzedrinemustdie February 3, 2026

mad guitar murphy 

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .

low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .

mad guitar murphy by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010

Speak Guitar 

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

Speak Guitar by Shaggyray January 12, 2011

Teaching Guitar 

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

Teaching Guitar by Limpzad November 29, 2011