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The German Cornhole

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.
Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.
by sodacanplus April 26, 2014
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German Gribaldi

The newest and most exclusive extreme sport. Incorporating such dazzling moves as the Slow Ride, the Studebaker, and the Galloping Montblanc, it's clearly the new sensation.
"Dude, up for a round of German Gribaldi?"
"Totally. Today's the day I get my skink!"
"No way, man. With the amount you Balzer, there's no way you'll skink it."
by CaptainCourageous May 15, 2005
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german arty exibition

when a group of people get together, often immitating german accents to turn eachother on, flop out their shlongs and paint them in colorful patterns, then wipe them on eachothers lips for a cheap style lipstick.
"i aint havin no party for my birthday this year, im having a german arty exibition instead!"
by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008
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german Mc google

to force ones penis into an ear
"dude i totally gave a german Mc google to that girl last night"
by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007
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[German]

"No-one who speaks German can be that bad!" - Family Guy. GermanA language best spoken by men with deep crooked voices. What Shakespeare did in his spare time but in the end realized was a waste of time. A classic example of stupid peaople thinking long words make you sound smarter.
Adolf: "Ich bin einunddreistigsten jahre alt"

Jack: "STFUu German scum!
by Tashman7 January 20, 2009
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german

1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse
2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries.
3. Someone from Germany
4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries.
5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history.
6. Someone who is very opinionated.
7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer.
8. A sauerkraut
British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman."
Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman!"
by Lewis T January 7, 2007
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Germ

A burn scar that was made from having someone put out a cigarette on the right side of your left wrist.
germs hurt unless you are drunk enough.
by embeans July 18, 2011
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