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German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.
Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!
by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011
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Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".
The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.
by tngyrlns October 17, 2022
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Geraldine

A small town in the South Island of New Zealand, known mostly for its huge drug population, heavy teen pregnancy rate, and ability to suck people in so they never leave.
Hey, I'm heading out to Geraldine to get baked
by tangotohell August 28, 2009
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.
Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.
by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022
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geraghty

To drink cheap box wine or wine coolers from a coozie. The highest form of trailer living.
Look at you.. Rolling in your Kia, pounding a Bartles and James with Arby's special wing sauce all over shirt... You have all the sophistication of a geraghty.
by dragonfan July 28, 2008
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german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass
"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)
by 0010011 February 9, 2006
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