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Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
by Franz2 September 3, 2011
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Gutterball fart

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009
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Group Fart

The act of recruiting 2 or more friends or family members to join you in farting, simultaneously, on an unsuspecting victim.
Jonas was quietly enjoying his sushi when suddenly he saw his mum running backwards out of the kitchen, as if by lightening his dad and sister also popped up from behind the couch. It was in this instant that Jonas knew he was nano seconds away from being group farted by his family.
by L.pie December 26, 2011
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warm fart

a warm fart feels warm and smells like death. may feel like you sharted but it is just steam. often happen after eating hot and spicy food such as, Mexican, Indian, Taco Bell, and mcdonalds.
you don't want to be in the same room or car with some one who has warm farts
by apple seller November 9, 2013
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sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy
"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"
by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015
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Nigga fart sex

Nigga fart sex is when a nigga rubs their ass cheeks together in bed (basically backwards sex but with nigga's)
Hey nigga lets have nigga fart sex and rub our ass cheeks together
by Nigga that shall fart November 25, 2020
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ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.
1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.
by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020
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