February 22nd

Day the biggest kech was put on this planet

Yeah, he was born on February 22nd, what a kech!

by sassy_god October 15, 2019

February 3rd

The most loyalty man born this day.

-When is your birth day?
+ February 3rd
-Omg you’re so loyal

by Urban9803 October 15, 2019

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 26

Early bird day. Wake up earlier and do everything early.

Damn girl your early today (February 26)

by Onion101 October 20, 2019

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.

Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

February 26

If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.

You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen

by RkoIsLife1738 November 2, 2019

February 26nd

February 26nd is national long finger revenge day. Any one with short fingers can be beat up by people with long fingers.

Long finger kid: You know what today is?
Short finger kid: oh no it is February 26nd.

by Sydmen November 6, 2019