Good and Ugly Friday

A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.

Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"

This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.

by Ragan Oddly February 26, 2009

friday night niggers

Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.

Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.

by moosehead7 August 4, 2006

Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.

Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.

by melaninporn January 26, 2016

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

pre black friday

1. A few days or even weeks before black friday starts and your all ready for it

1. Sam was gathering all his money and he was in Pre Black Friday Mood

by Pre Black Friday November 25, 2014

Black Friday nut

Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.

Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.

by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016