Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009

The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012

Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.

"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"

by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012

Dick Fence

The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.

While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.

by Erox72 September 1, 2013

swinging at the fences

angry to the point of being irrational.

Randy was swinging at the fences he was so mad... hell at one point he tried to clock me. And I was on his side!

by vveerrgg November 21, 2006

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Jump the fence

To do something overdramatic in response to something (i.e.; a breakup), just like Colton Underwood did in his season in the Bachelor.

Caelynn will jump the fence when she finds out that Hannah B is the new bachelorette!

by uwukitten March 17, 2019