Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond

I love my father.

by Doglover1106 November 2, 2018

Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.

I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.

by PBCrunch December 1, 2018

father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

featherbottom

A term used to define an obnoxious person. They always have a southern accent and are most likely sleeping with their cousin. If you come across someone like this often times giving them a bud light will make them go away as this is a high class beer to them.

Hey did you meet that guy Caleb at the bar last night?

Yeah he was such a Featherbottom

by BigPapiBaller March 19, 2019

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019