Flat-A

It's the word when you're a smart ass and you're just such a big piece of shit that you're just a fricken Albert Einstein Mofo.

It's not an A- or an A+ it's just a nice flat and juicy A

Dis dumbass mofo: Yo what'd u got on the test u nasal passage
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha I got a Flat-A
Dis dumbass mofo: Wow, ur such a nasal passage.
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha, at least I'm not a refurbished Amarjeet Fifa support.

by JuicyFatPigletSlayer February 5, 2018

flatimala

Flatimala is often a group of three besties. "Flatimala" is their ship name. They're always there for each other and their friendship is all that counts. Don't try to mess them up, unless u wanna get messed up real bad lmao!! Everyone envies them because they're the shittt dudeee!! Honestly, they're down to earth and fucking nice. We love a god ol' group of flatimala

Person 1 : I need friends omg!!
Person 2 : yo same dude i envy flatimala they have such an amazing bond!!
Person 1 : yaaaaa i know right??!!??

by imzlovesflatimala February 7, 2018

Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach

You are laying flat on your side

by BigC2018 May 23, 2018

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

Flatch

When one (or a group) brake out in a choreographed dance to pass off an onslaught of flatulence — i.e., A surprise dance fart.

We went out to dinner on our double date then, hit the club and the two of them flash flatched us!

by granolathug June 5, 2018

flatfoof

When you’re playing Scrabble with friends and you mishear the played word and think it’s “flatfoofs” instead of flatfoots, so everyone laughs at you.

You thought she played flatfoofs? What the hell is a “flatfoof”, you idiot.

by XPhoenix9 June 21, 2018