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Floorbrary

(plural noun). Collective term for the myriad of scattered books that tend to accumulate on flat surfaces where bibliophiles live. May also be the result of studying for finals, dreaming up a D&D campaign, or sale day at the used bookstore.
I need to tidy up the living room; there's almost more floorbrary than carpet in here!
by protonangel April 4, 2013
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floore

A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.
"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"

"He did a floore. His loss."
by slippersock October 22, 2013
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
by FrigOff May 20, 2014
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floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.
That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla
by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
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floor rescuer

Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
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floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop
"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"
by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014
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Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.
(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?
by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
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