Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

reverse butt feltch

3 dudes are required for this venture. 2 receive cum in the bum bum then you attach a 3-way straw and whoever of the 3 pulls the shortest straw gets to suck the cum from both bungholes at the same time NIE NIE NIE!!!!

Oh yea, I'm going to my brothers for a reverse butt fetch session Definition: Reverse Butt Feltch, (an act of Sodomy mixed with sweat and bodily fluids)

by anonymous January 22, 2025

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

How she felt

No it isn't.

Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Eating the peacock feathers

This means they are rejecting the chance of royalty,Goodluck,rebirth,protection and wisdom this is describing some throwing away a chance of very good thing this is mostly because of karma

Person 1 bullying a kid
Person 2: bro that guy is eating the peacock feathers!

by FLWZY_2 November 16, 2025

some days chicken some days feathers

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023