Wade faith

A man who fucks you're girl behind your back after he told you it wouldn't happen

He fucked your girl behind your back fuckin wade faith

by Swagdaddy5595580 October 19, 2017

Destructive Fainter

A person prone to fainting in a manner that results in little or not harm to themselves, but causes catastrophic damage to property or bystanders.

"...Danica redeemed her fame as a Destructive Fainter when on her way down she broke the priceless mirror and damaged the wall."

by Wine Destroyer May 13, 2018

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

mia faith

Mia is a girl who us really sassy and is a good friend but always .

OMG MIA FAITH YOUR SO ANNOYING

by RaeRaeShelton March 12, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.

I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.

by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020