False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

Facts

To agree with someone.

Austin: That movie last night was so lit.
Eric: That's facts bro.

Austin: You can't lie, our school is pretty waste.
Eric: Straight facts man.

by Mathew Lda November 29, 2016

Faktsik

A fat dude whom also is sick as f..k

Person 1 "Oh that dude is sick man"
Person 2 "And fat!"
Person 1 "he's a faktsik!"

by Faktsik February 26, 2017

Falsetti

(v) to be a complete bitch

Mary has been being such a falsetti lately

by CHICKEN NIGLETTES March 8, 2017

Facts

To emphasize when a statement made is true

Raven: Aye you heard that new song is dumb fye
Tyrell: Facts, that beat is piped
Robin: Your hair looks cool
Josh:Facts

by btfw.k June 16, 2017

factsy

A genuine legend who has a habit of drinking too many beers and dropping random facts

That bloke is 15 beers deep and just died he is a real Factsy

by Silverpill June 24, 2017

Factscident

When you accidentally say the truth when lying.

"oh no mom, I went straight to the gambling hall, uh I mean home right after church. Oh man, looks like I told you a factscident!"

by Eaten Solee June 27, 2017