Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

tuna dumping

The act of meeting a craigslist hookup in a public park or recreation area.

Oh man, look at those nasty guys in the car together, I bet they’re tuna dumping!

by godhatesworms June 16, 2020

ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!

by MaddiCat March 16, 2018

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.

"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"

by unevenair April 28, 2012

Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.

I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.

by 15th round April 29, 2022