The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.
by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Stone mug.Dirt Feczko: A sexual act involving ass eating. When a person is being eaten out, he or she takes a shit in the mouth of the ass eater. The person that was eaten out turns around and clamps the jaws of the ass eater shut.
Person 1: Dude, I heard you banged her last night! What did you do?
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.
by RamRancher May 29, 2018
Get the Dirty Feczko mug.The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Almintoser mug.When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.
by Dirty David Lewis April 20, 2023
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by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015
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by thefake.simji June 18, 2020
Get the dirty morley mug.When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out
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