Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.

Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!

by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

Digital Dance Divide

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.

This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.

by The Notorious AFG January 25, 2011

Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.

Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.

by scamafia February 23, 2011

Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.

Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops

by JKJSEW February 25, 2011

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011