destroy

The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.

Friend: "What's wrong?"

Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "Why don't you walk away?"

Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "???"

Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!"

Friend: "Dude, calm down."

Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
*throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*

by Jillybean-Jellybean January 17, 2009

Destroid

Assumed to have been derived from the word destroyed, 'destroid' was first noticed in an engineering document, presumably a typo. It soon took the internets by storm, and claimed its rightful place as a forum colloquialism for the word destroyed.

Guy 1: 'Dude, did you see dual-framed iron cross structure? It got fucking destroid last night.'
Guy 2: 'Hells ya dawg, best believ' it.'
Guy 3: 'What the crap is an iron cross structure?'

by erOhead October 6, 2005

I Will Destroy The Middle Class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Jamer does an impression of the cartoon character Gumball from the amazing world of gumball, where he says "I will destroy the middle class

"I will destroy the middle class" -Junky Jamer

by HK47_Approves April 25, 2019

destinesia

The act of spawning a new web browser window or tab and immediately forgetting where it is you were going to go, thus instilling a sense of panic as you know it was something very important you needed to do.

Similar to "GLB" (Getting Lost Behavior) or "cerebral originitis".

I'm staring at my home page again due to my destinesia, but can't bring myself to close the window.

by Rogi Ocnorb May 8, 2007

Destruction

A very, very fun thing. See: Orgasm, or China.

Little Bobby fuz fuz: Golly gee, mum! Destruction sure is fun, aye aye!
Mummy momisons: It sure is... it sure is.

by da beasta July 21, 2003

Destiny

Destiny is a hated girl that hurts on the inside and outside. People dont know how much they hurt her. She is a girl who doesnt know what to do in life. She gets bullied and physically hurt aswell as emotionally. No one will ever know what harm they have done to her . She doesnt express her feeling very often. She is also depressed and doesnt know how to stop it. She can be funny but only once in a blue moon. No one truley knows what they have done to her. She tries so hard to get things right but it always turns around and slaps her. She doesnt know how long life will last for her. She is not afraid of death but she is also not afraid to cry when she does. People truly dont know what they are slowly doing to her. She often gets sick. She is always having some sort of problem. She struggles in school and doesnt know how to catch up again. She has so many rules to follow to the point where she doesnt know where the list ends. She is sxared to come out and worries if her life choice will hurt her.

Wow destiny is so sad

by Gayishappy March 4, 2019

i will destroy your bloodline

when u destroy someones bloodline bc they are one whole retard

katie: i will destroy your bloodline
max: nopls

by waluigilover666 September 20, 2018