Defibrillator

N. 1) A device found in most places of business that prevents you from lying later. 2) A word paramedics use to say goodbye. Usually cheesy.

1) After his third and most fetal lie, Timmy had to use a defibrillator to make sure it never happened again.
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"

by Johneyt November 19, 2011

defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

Defoz

This word is toronto slang for when you slap a mytute(annoying person) with extreme force which proceeds to wipe their face of the earth!

yo fam ur mom is a BAtteryting . You)Say no more fam (proceed to commence your defoz)

by OMG_Ronny May 12, 2018

Lubrireus-defenestration

The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.

ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra

Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!

Alternatively:

Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.

by Latinman! April 11, 2009

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

by originalnugman April 27, 2019

People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 7, 2021