counter exaggerating

Exaggerating the opposite of what is true. A form of lying and can be used as an excuse for lying.

Kyle:" Hey Jimmy is it cold out?"

Jimmy: "Nah dude its warm!"

Kyle: "Jimmy you're lying its freezing!"

Jimmy:"Bro I wasn't lying I was counter exaggerating"

by Doubt.Me?Think.Again November 20, 2013

Chuntzy

1. Of lesser grade or value
2. To describe a poor repair

"Is that gas valve made from tinfoil?, that's some chuntzy ass shit!"

"My mom said she would take me to chuck E. cheese, but this is chuntzy cheese"

by Sammoth December 13, 2014

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

chunter

A baby so absolutely ugly that it becomes oddly adorable.

The baby....so ugly, yet so beautiful. It has to be a chunter!

by nuggetphil22 June 13, 2014

Counterfeit Hoe

A Counterfeit Hoe is being a fraud, a fake, being something other than what you claim.

Ex: Jervier is a liar and a cheater so therefore he is a Counterfeit Hoe.

by Lovebig8378 September 21, 2016

Cluntch

A technical term for the mess left on the girl after sex

Bro you should've seen the cluntch I left on that girl!

by SomberStoner September 28, 2017

Counter-rape

A person who is about to get raped but then decides to rape the rapist

Person 1 : Bro i just counter-raped someone
Person 2: wait WHAT

by LTDZ April 21, 2018