Coffee

The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

by whateveryouwanttocallme April 21, 2009

coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.

hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...

by filthyhand October 23, 2007

coffee

A satanist potion

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 11, 2021

[mormon] [coffee]

Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.

Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?

Guy2: A Mormon coffee.

Guy1: A what???

Guy2: A chocolate milk....

Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.

by Maverick51 January 13, 2009

Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of leaded coffee. I want the good stuff.

by ConversationStarter May 18, 2010

jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

by Kenneth Whitlock February 3, 2007

bi-coffeexual

A person that usually drinks plain coffee flavored coffee, but sometimes likes to have a flavored Starbucks coffee.

Bill: Dude I thought you only drank black coffee.

Dude: You know Bro sometimes I gotta run by Starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of butter scotch.

Bill: Dude, You're bi-coffeexual.

Dude: yes but I like plain coffe most of the time.

Bill: Being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.

by Joe Crowder January 6, 2008