Columbian dynamo

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.

Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.

by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

calumblack

A fashion disaster, a sartorial catastrophe, a clothing calamity.

That guy's wearing a sweatervest again. What a calumblack!

by The Stabber August 25, 2008

Clum

clitoral cum.

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.

by rhetttt May 14, 2016

clump

a group of round lesbians

That clump in the corner is really loud.

by corn bread eater November 14, 2017

Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.

Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.

by livunda July 23, 2009

Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016