Captain America

a gay little boy dressed in a blue suit who looks lie a prostitute. He fucked up when he killed thanos RIP Thanos

GOD:Hey y u kill thanos
Captain America:Cuz im gay Captian America

by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

captain questions

one who asks a teacher several questions usually at the end of class, therefore prolonging class time

A. (Captain Questions)Excuse me teacher.
B. (Pissed off classmate) We'd be out of here if Catain Obvious would stop asking questions.

by Eric Dolton September 23, 2003

Captain Gay

an individual that continuously plays with his nuts and is notorious for stripping down naked in a room full of guys. pretends to drop the soap accidentally/frequently and can be commonly seen on the streets of Lake Forest searching for troggs especially those who like to get shafted in the poop shoot. claims to play varsity sport at Cal Poly Pomona

hey captain gay, stop jackin off in front of me.

by schuerta December 8, 2007

captain fantasy

A very annoying person who talks to you alot even though you make it obvious that you dont want to be near them, many people dont like this person and often pull pranks on him.

rick: kevin is so friggin annoying he always talks to me and asks dumbass questions.

james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to

by ricky booby22 October 29, 2007

Captain Pike

When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".

Compare crippler, sense 4.

Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.

by cybershoe May 26, 2009

Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 6, 2006