Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

Captain Fagbox

1: A Chatterbox regular on www.gaiaonline.com

2: A gender confusing douchebag on gaia

'Have you seen Captain Fagbox around lately? I heard she was pwning some noobs in the GD.'

by List of CB Regs May 26, 2009

Captain Kirk

The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."

"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."

"Wait, what does that mean?"

"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"

by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010

Captain Planet

A sexual act in which a person takes their hand (which has a ring on their finger) and fists a male in the ass and a female in the ass or vagina.

"Man I gave that girl a captain planet the other day! I took my ring hand, balled it up into a fist and said AHHHHHHHH and shoved it up in there...what a night."

by IndecentProposal October 25, 2008

Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 8, 2006

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006