When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008
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Kim: I need some chocolate or something.
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
by classikjane September 29, 2010
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1.a gay guy who gets fucked in the ass alot because other gay guys like fucking his ass, can be because.
a)he is an easy lay.
b)he always just there wanting u to fuck him in his ass.
c)he has a tight ass hole and it feels sooo good to slide your dick in and out of his tight, sweet little ass.
2. the ass hole of a gay guy that remains tight no matter how many times he is fucked up his ass whether hard or slow or with a huge or average dick/dildo, whether the fucking is wet or dry. gay guys like to fuck a guy with a candy ass because it feels good, a guy with a candy ass likes to be fucked in his ass because it feels good to have a big dick sliding in and out of your tight, sweet little ass. i should know because i have a candy ass. candy ass guys insist on the use of special gay condoms, no barebacks.
a)he is an easy lay.
b)he always just there wanting u to fuck him in his ass.
c)he has a tight ass hole and it feels sooo good to slide your dick in and out of his tight, sweet little ass.
2. the ass hole of a gay guy that remains tight no matter how many times he is fucked up his ass whether hard or slow or with a huge or average dick/dildo, whether the fucking is wet or dry. gay guys like to fuck a guy with a candy ass because it feels good, a guy with a candy ass likes to be fucked in his ass because it feels good to have a big dick sliding in and out of your tight, sweet little ass. i should know because i have a candy ass. candy ass guys insist on the use of special gay condoms, no barebacks.
1)yo that guys a candy ass.
2)last nite i got fucked in the ass and because i have a candy ass it feels good to have sex and i can pull every time i go out, but they have to wear gay condoms, no barebacks alowed.
2)last nite i got fucked in the ass and because i have a candy ass it feels good to have sex and i can pull every time i go out, but they have to wear gay condoms, no barebacks alowed.
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