An entirely inappropriate reference to the State of California. No one who lives here refers to the State by this name. It seems to be gaining popularity from ignorami. Using it relegates one to being an oblivious outsider. Don't use it.
by California, SoCal, NorCal October 30, 2017
Get the Cali mug.A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.
Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011
Get the Cali Swag mug.State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
by darkbluerabbit September 22, 2008
Get the california mug.A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
by livedthereforawhileanditsucked June 4, 2011
Get the Californian mug.California grown high-grade Marijuana.
Arguably the best cannabis grown in the world due to ideal climate and geography, as well as "master growers" who can grow organically outdoors or hydroponically indoors legally under the states medical marijuana laws. Many of the hippy growers have had this hobby passed down to different generations.
Cali buds should have a name to the strain to be labeled legit. (Purple Erkle, OG Kush, Blue Dream, Trainwreck, Pineapple Express, Purple Kush, L.A. Confidential, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice Guy, Headband, Afghan Goo to name a few) More American Marijuana is produced in California than any other state, yet is not always readily available in other states.
Arguably the best cannabis grown in the world due to ideal climate and geography, as well as "master growers" who can grow organically outdoors or hydroponically indoors legally under the states medical marijuana laws. Many of the hippy growers have had this hobby passed down to different generations.
Cali buds should have a name to the strain to be labeled legit. (Purple Erkle, OG Kush, Blue Dream, Trainwreck, Pineapple Express, Purple Kush, L.A. Confidential, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice Guy, Headband, Afghan Goo to name a few) More American Marijuana is produced in California than any other state, yet is not always readily available in other states.
"I don't know what yall smokin, but this Cali"
"I'm in love with them Cali drugs, light that Cali bud."
"cali on deck"
"I'm in love with them Cali drugs, light that Cali bud."
"cali on deck"
by Dc26 February 9, 2012
Get the Cali mug.Describes the often obnoxiously over-optimistic view on life expressed by people from the West Coast (especially Californians) who currently reside on the bleak, cyncial and far too often pessimistic East Coast (especially New York City).
Homonym: Caliphilia
Homonym: Caliphilia
Californian: Thank you, and have a good one!
New Yorker: Yeah! Yeah!... whatever!
New Yorker: What's wit da Califeelia... can't you's see it's 15 freakin' degrees outside?
New Yorker: Yeah! Yeah!... whatever!
New Yorker: What's wit da Califeelia... can't you's see it's 15 freakin' degrees outside?
by Boo_this_one's_4U. October 21, 2006
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