Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

Caleb

A cheating cunt that only thinks with there dick, shouldn’t date a Caleb or he will sleep with a pig nose bitch. Someone who as more forehead wrinkles then your grandmother

Pig nose bitch: he was just really nice and I told him he had a gf but that didn’t stop him.

The gf: your a stupid bitch

Caleb: I’m so sorry baby I’ll be the best bf ever x.

by Patrick star July 16, 2019

Caleb

This people often aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, can be annoying, brown or blond hair, always has either a buzz cut or a mullet, can be ugly, claims they pull girls even tho no one’s see’s them with any girls.

Man Caleb thinks he pulls

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

Caleb Juen

A tall and lanky person, usually refered to as “cousin fucker”. Had a tendency to use outdated jokes such as “shut up skids” and “you think that’s funny?”

Insert Caleb Juen noise

by TixkTocker January 8, 2019

Caleb downer

Most fucking obese fat motherfucker that plays rust he plays fucking rust

Yo have you heard about Caleb downer
Yeah he died of type 3 diabetes

by Monkey man420 December 20, 2023

Caleb

Caleb's are normally very argumentative people. They do not like fish as gifts and think orange juice is yellow. A lot of the time, Calebs look down on others for having inferior athletic ability. He has poor taste in television such as House and often sells himself on the corner by Walmart. In general, Caleb is a good guy, just a little misguided.
#yeet #swag # Bro

That orange juice is not yellow. Stop being such a caleb.

Bro, everyone sees color different, but the same.

by KindGenius.AKP January 14, 2019

Caleb

5,10 tall guy in 8th grade likes cars plays tag alot and has friends named Owen rylie Aubrey owen

(Lucas) CALEB don't tag me
(Caleb) ha ha

by Newfiegear October 25, 2022