CaliGentleman

He is a man of mythic proportions, only few are destined to acquire such a majestic status. Legend has it that the caligentleman can win any debate by simply saying "ha ha me bro". There is no limit to what a caligentleman can accomplish from dancing bachata to driving on the nurenburger.

"Now thats a real mustang"- UV Rays
"ha ha me bro"- The CaliGentleman

by Puro Pinche Party June 23, 2018

california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

Cali burrito joint

A restaurant that serves California burritos among other Californian mexican culinary fare. The earmark of a true Cali burrito joint is their extensive selection of Sippy Cups, which are their exclusive vessels for serving beverages.

"Bruh, 'Gut Bomb Burritos' is the dopest Cali burrito joint fam. They have the roudiest selection of Sippy Cups , I always go for the 'Incredibles' one if it's available!"

by Burritobonerz9000 December 21, 2018

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

California Yellow

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.

“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”

by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019

California Curve

Peyronie's disease

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."

by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019