oven cover'd

When you get owned to a degree that words cannot describe. pwned

Tripped on the sidewalk and ice cream cone in face, oven cover'd!

by Rick May 13, 2005

Facebook-Cover

When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.

"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."

by DancinggXQueenn November 22, 2009

Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.

"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.

by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012

Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021

Clovered

Cleverly covered; When a body part or inanimate object covers the breast area or genitals in a clever fashion, typically used in certain PG-13 and R rated movies.

I was hoping to see Jessica Alba fully naked in Machete, but she was clovered just enough to still leave nothing to the imagination.

by A D-bag October 6, 2010

cloverleaf

Driving around the freeway ramps while receiving a blow job When BJ is done you can continue your journey.

Sorry I'm late, I got a cloverleaf on my way over.

by 12bgd November 29, 2007

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005