Charlie Murphy 

This one is for the gentlemen.......during sex, before you climax, remove your penis from desired orphus and climax into the palm of your hand, saving the girl from taking your monstrous goo. Then, when she starts to thank you, quickly yell "Charlie Murphy!" and slap her across the face with your jizz loaded hand.

Use your imagination.... scream "Charlie Murphy"

Charlie Murphy by trizomes March 28, 2012

Charlie Murphy 

To punch a person in the forehead, after doing so the assultant must scream, "CHARLIE MURPHY BITCH!"

I gave that bitch a Charlie Murphy

Charlie Murphy by Charles Poole October 16, 2005

Charlie Brown 

1. One of the most iconic comic book characters of all time; the main character in Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts, which has been adapted into numerous TV shows and movies.
2. A song by Coldplay from their 2011 album Mylo Xyloto. Some absolutely love it, and some absolutely hate it. Despite the title, it has no reference to the above definition; the only reference to the comic was cut out during production.

1. Charlie Brown is my favorite comic book character after Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
2. Why does everyone hate "Charlie Brown" so much? I thought it was one of Coldplay's best songs.

Charlie Brown by Hmail December 26, 2012

Charlie damelio 

A popular girl on Tik Tok who just does nothing and gets over 5 million likes

Popular tik tok girl doing nothing and getting millions of likes. Charlie damelio

Charlie damelio by Richard 👻👀 July 15, 2020

Charlie Sheen 

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.

1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.

Charlie Sheen by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011

Charlie Golf One 

Navy phonetic alphabet code for "Standing by and ready to assist.

In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.

Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.

Jester is Charlie Golf One. State the nature of your emergency

Charlie Golf One by Larry Peer March 8, 2008

Charlie-old 

Slang popular in Northern Virginia.

Adj.

1. To be of the same age as William "Charlie" Hundley. (b. 1968)

2. To be perceived as being of a similar age as William "Charlie" Hundley. (b. 1968)

3. Something pretty old, but not quite done for, like rotary phones, Atari 2600, or vinyl LPs.

"Did you see her new sugar daddy? He's Charlie-old."

Charlie-old by Bigler December 22, 2008