Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.

In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”

by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018

Car Poser

when two faggots make sexy time in the back of there Dads Prius

Me and Kevin did a car poser last night

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Safari Car

When someone takes a usually mundane vehicle and makes it more off road capable chiefly using lift kits, chunky tyres and borrowing bits off of other cars.

Safari cars can be any vehicle that has been modified to off road and us not exclusively for cars never meant to off road.

Terry just stuck some BFGoodrich tyres on us 98 Focus, guess he's making a safari car.

Dan lifted his delica to make it more safari'd

by J17legacy March 30, 2021

Car con

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.

"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."

by walkin-dead November 18, 2011

car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

Car Rims

You get "car rims" when someone who is wearing Carmex lip balm gives you a rim job.

When I was in prison I got lots of car rims.

by Kenny Dwag January 7, 2018

Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023