The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.
Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.
by Filth Wizard October 16, 2008
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Pronounced "can-en".
A name for a boy who is patient, calm, and collected. Someone who is truly selfless and puts others before himself. He is a protector, a caregiver, and a supporter. He is polite, a leader, someone who takes control, but also stays true to his inner child. A person who wants to give the world to those he loves, and expects nothing in return.
A name for a boy who is patient, calm, and collected. Someone who is truly selfless and puts others before himself. He is a protector, a caregiver, and a supporter. He is polite, a leader, someone who takes control, but also stays true to his inner child. A person who wants to give the world to those he loves, and expects nothing in return.
"Who is that guy over there? He's sort of quiet."
"That's Cannen. He's really sweet and pretty funny once you get to know him."
"That's Cannen. He's really sweet and pretty funny once you get to know him."
by iknoim December 21, 2013
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American Canyon Cops:
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?
cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?
cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!
by Thetruth5546 October 7, 2011
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Get the cannondidos mug.We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.
by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010
Get the Fargo Cannonball mug.In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.
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