Wet Cake 

Wet cake is when you take any form of wet cake (like a Gateau), and you throw it at your sexual partner and then proceed to fuck them and the cake. You then have to eat the cake once you are done.

Bro 1: Did you see the game last night?
Bro 2: I was busy, out with Susan.
Bro 1: Whoa! How did that go?
Bro 2: I Wet caked her.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

*bro 1 and 2 high-five*

Wet Cake by Mr.Squirrel November 19, 2013

upside down pound cake 

Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.

I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.

upside down pound cake by Wook Weinstein December 9, 2008

Victoria Sponge Cake 

A person who is cool and likes bow ties and has a good interest in cakes. They are usually blonde and can say no and laughing in a very funny way. They have good music taste and like caramel and don't like Dr Pepper.
They also think aye and na isn't English

Person 1:"Who is that cool person?"
Person 2: "It's Victoria Sponge Cake Of Course!"

Victoria Sponge Cake by Anna Banana. December 11, 2011

Buck Cake 

The simple, yet effective, way of saying bukkake.

It can be used in essays and homework and teachers won't even notice.

Guy 1 - "Did you hear michelle had a huge buck cake yesterday?

Guy 2 - "How much did she eat?"

Guy 1 - "Approximately 34 loads of jizz."

Guy 2 - "That's a lot of black man cum."

Buck Cake by Buck Cake January 24, 2012

cake date 

The occurance of a platonic couple being seen in public consuming cake.

No pussy, just cake.

a: Are Joanne and Albert together? I saw them in a restaurant eating dessert!

b: naw, they were probably just on a cake date.

cake date by 41i5h4 April 15, 2005

Sponge Cake 

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

Sponge Cake by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

White Cake Farts 

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.

Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.

White Cake Farts by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014