BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025
Get the Belly Button Measuring Testmug. by koolterrorist May 11, 2023
Get the Belly button Yogurtmug. When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho
by Lean and mean March 12, 2017
Get the ho buttonmug. by nubnerd24 July 9, 2025
Get the bring back the fucking like buttonmug. by MikeCashen January 2, 2025
Get the Sploosh-Buttonmug. When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025
Get the Tuxedo Button-upmug. The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
Get the Matt Lauer Buttonmug.