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Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
Short-bus by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

spacker bus 

our next door neighbours bus. a fiat scudo lol similar to spacker eh? its a taxi used to transport his window lickers to school
fiat scudo spacker bus type effergy
spacker bus by jay1985 October 3, 2006
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Big Blue Bus 

Its the bus that goes from the Palisades to Santa Monica. Its a SoCal thing to know. Other places think that it means something like The Short Bus but their just pullin that outta their asses.
~West-West Y'all~
The Big Blue Bus comes every thirty minutes, so we'll def. have a ride to Santa Monica.
Big Blue Bus by SoCal Girl December 27, 2006

bust and bus

When you ejaculate and catch a bus shortly after
Cindy: "Ooh! He's a cutie"
Samantha: "Nuh uh, he looks like the type to bust and bus"
bust and bus by Paulismycrackdaddy October 18, 2019

hack bus 

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.
Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.
hack bus by Nco November 23, 2003

parti bus moscow 

The bus from Toronto, Canada to East Chatam, New York. It was composed of the Chicago 7, a bunch of east coast bums, flex master flex, and our pleasant bus driver-Frank the Tank. The song No Limit was played for 4 consecutive hours with endless dancing and joy.
Do we have to give a Parti Bus Moscow vidznaka to that stupid girl from New York that danced on the wall?
parti bus moscow by Ivanuk July 24, 2008

knuckle bus 

The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.
Hey Bill, could you take the knuckle bus to Advanaced Auto Parts to get some brake pads?