stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023

Burrito

A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters

Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!

by Heysisspillthetea October 20, 2018

Burrito Neck

A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.

"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"

by TheSeger October 24, 2023

Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019