When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021
by Teddy O'Bryant June 22, 2006
When a man eats the protein left by the guy who just creampied a woman in a gangbang - or a man who performs fellatio on a lady of the night who has been a client before him
by Snatch2Match February 06, 2020
Someone who lurks around and teases his crush. He never leaves their side. They may be dangerous but scared to ask their crush out.
by sillygooooooooose March 15, 2016
The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
by Canadian Sheri May 04, 2009
by top spinner July 29, 2011