Beener

A Beener is a big kok chewy from Babies R Us.

Noah Ukilis puts his big Beener in Beatrice and Candy.

by Beener_Fan_420 January 30, 2019

Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin

I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.

by pallbearer January 20, 2007

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

Beaver Boy

A wild crossbreed animal. Typically coming from a female mother and beaver father. Often makes uncontrollable noises, and builds dams with household objects. Also known to cause forest fires through excessive smoking and dipping. Can sometimes drown in their own beer. Usually pass out before all other accompanying animals. 9 times out of 10 the beaver forgets the entire night and cannot recall his wild, tragic events. Because of the beaver's unconventional upbringing, there is often severe destruction at hand.

Person 1: Damn that beaver boy is going wild.

Person: Hes such a fuckin beaver!

by asian boys January 29, 2009

Beaver Trader

This is the female who puts out thinking, "Oh if I give him my pussy, he'll give me his undying love and devotion."

Eh-hem.... wake up, girlie!

Marcie: "But I just KNOW if I sleep with him he'll love me and want me even more!"
Sue: "You don't think he's going to commit just because you have sex with him, do you?"
Marcie: "Well yeah! If I sleep with him he'll commit."
Sue: "Girl, you're a beaver trader!"

by Angela G February 16, 2008

Beavertwat

Closely related to Twat Waffle. Commonly used as an friendsult.

Hey Beavertwat! We missed seeing you at the bar last night!

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009