kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.

Boy, take yourself home.

by NR96 May 15, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Deconolonize Yourself

Recognizing and taking an active effort to undo the harmful ideologies, including, but not limited to, white supremacist influences and classism, that have been instilled in you from birth by centuries of Colonialism and your default frame of reference, and reconnecting with all people and the planet to promote a healthier world. It often means actively undoing subconscious reactions as well as ideas you currently hold consciously.

You are still acting in outdated and ignorant ways that harm yourself, the planet, and people around you. You need to Deconolonize Yourself.

by SevenDogs7 January 9, 2021

Ox-yourself

the act of shoving your self in a ox through its anal passage

lexi you should go Ox-yourself

by spaydes_ January 29, 2021

to twice yourself

when you clone yourself and your clones clone themselves and their clones clone themselves until nobody knows who the original was and you end up murdering each other and you'll never know if you were the original one so you end up with huge trauma for the rest of your life

"poor guy. i think he twiced himself when he was younger. you know, to twice yourself?"

by pinkflameinthepan February 19, 2021

Geoffed yourself

When you bust a nut inside your pants, you have Geoffed yourself. It can be used in different terms too, i.e, Geoff is a verb.

Person 1: *Looking at Bunny outfits with a lot of pleasure*
Person 2: Ew dude! Have you just Geoffed yourself?!

by DaveParodyAcco March 4, 2021